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If you thought driverless cars were bad, imagine a 200,000 ton container ship

Ofqual says smart glasses, hidden earpieces, and AI tools are creating a new generation of cheating headaches

SQL Server licenses can now be consumed in the rival cloud's DBaaS

Blue Badge holders exposed to each other after BCC function proves too complex

Users probe backup failures find Claude-assisted commits. Veteran engineer retorts: "I did not just vibe-code 'convert test suite to python'."

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FSB claims large-scale snoop op compromised phones of senior officials, but gives no technical evidence to back allegations

Notebooks up 11%, desktops 10% as chipmakers ditch consumer kit for AI server bling

Third-gen chips to use Broadzilla's advanced packaging, networking tech

Internal notes point to cloud connectivity woes for older OfficeJets, though company denies systemic issue

Could the Chocolate Factory's mission to reshape the web backfire?

Or is it just life today, with AI constantly digging through code repositories in search of security holes?

AMD says its $4K Ryzen AI Halo workstation practically pays for itself

Assuming you’re vibe coding for 8 hours a day, that is

Joule Studio 2.0 waves the flag of interoperability, API policy tells enterprises who's really in charge

AI interactive flat panel aimed at offices, elder care, and classrooms with built-in conferencing, automation, and monitoring features unveiled

Plus ModuleJail, a radical proposal for minimizing the impact of similar bugs

Shai-Hulud worm exploited GitHub Actions misconfiguration to poison shared cache, now project weighing nuclear option on unsolicited contributions

Stuck with an AI bill for tens of thousands of dollars? You're not alone by a long shot

Version 1.3.14 of JavaScript toolkit released as last Zig version; a million lines of Rust code merged in gargantuan commit

Human IT managers thought they were being nice to the boss, but were assisting a threat actor

Bittersweet post tells devs what they already knew: The framework is too slow

Volume and sensitivity of the data cited as chief concerns

Think tank warns outsider access to powerful models is governed by patchy controls and a hope nobody dangerous gets in