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[Music] oh [ __ ] sometimes i want to take off i can't swear as much today because my mom but sometimes i want to take off my hat and be like where'd my hair go i don't know if my mom's going to call in today what is up all you people i need to get a little bit of second coffee i got massaging today if you know what i'm talking about what up kevin david andrew weave thank god oh brother oh i'm feeling so much better here you guys saw what i'm drinking you don't know what i'm drinking it's seriously all chai for real men only what up doge [ __ ] dogecoin shit's so stupid that's the stupidest thing i've heard trauma choir the lighting is not good in here it's either the lighting or my face hold on we might move into a new area han all right we're gonna go into the secret room do you guys want to go into the secret room or not go into the secret room oh chai takir david andrew wave jason blake what up homies it's been a week it has been a week all right we're going secret room you guys didn't ask for it but i'm going to take you in there anyway cause i think you guys will like it oh man secret room tiny are you on the wall here this is the wall of different friends that have come in it is funny though because ramit was so dark and i messed up the camera so that's actually ramit sethi oh titan dinan brada look at you on that sexy wall all right what's up ryder left delaware in the house represent who else um parents brother ryan holiday divorce lawyer true story man there's some cool ass people in this house alex bornstein from morningbrew david hauser all right anywho i'm just anti-name dropping you know who name drops tony robbins i've helped bill clinton he called me when he's on the toilet he said oh tony i'm struggling on this toilet uh yeah where are we going oh going all the way around all right who else is in the house uh i got a massage so i'm like super relaxed it's probably not good to do that before this because i'm just like oh the connection's bad connection's pretty good yeah john denver tony robbins is like oh yeah jesus he hit me up on the snail mail and you know i said jesus i'm busy with allah i can't help you right now it's kind of a bad trump impression uh what up sean park bike adventure i'll just get right to it uh because you guys know i was biking across america uh had a little bit of a uh how do i say it nicely or how do i just say it so there's some stuff that came up uh so i needed to come back to austin texas to appsumo.com and i've been working at appsumo more inter intravenously more integrated whatever it's called uh in the past week so i am back uh working at sumo in austin texas for at least the next few months i'm postponing the bike ride i will be back uh out in joshua tree tony is he names drops so hard like real rich people unlike grant cardone unlike tai lopez all the real rich don't tell you they're rich and they don't need to tell you all the people they're associating with um what's up you sexy bastard esteban today i'm going to swear a lot less because i know my mom is asking i don't know if my mom's gonna call today she might she might maybe we'll bring on one of you guys to call um [Music] all right so hi from wyoming oh wyoming's super cool what's up festy edwards the hell i want to go to wyoming alex dude so proud of you on your channel if you guys have not checked out check checks out uh alex's channel this guy won he's making so much money not doing youtube but he wants to stay poor so he wastes all of his time on youtube which honestly alex i want to talk about that a bit because i had like a revelation a revolution i'm tiny i was like thinking a lot so don't i know you're like no this guy doesn't think he's just all looks i know that's what you guys think about me um but i was thinking about the return on time and hear me out so i'm probably gonna tweet about it because that's what you do when you have nothing to do all day and i was just like we all have time you guys have time your friday right now friday lunch hour you're hanging out with me yeah yeah i you know stop while you're ahead here's what's interesting here's an interesting thought for you guys how is it when we meet people we can tell whether they're dumb or smart right away you ever notice that you ever notice it like i hung out with someone and i was like you're stupid you're stupid you're just straight stupid and i was just like yeah how do we know that so quickly um david san jose hopefully you're in san jose california 408 area but it's interesting i can tell people are stupid or not anyway so one thing i was just thinking a lot about this week is return on time rot all of us have the same amount of time and we are choosing to spend this hour together on shabbat shabbat shalom everyone and it's just interesting yeah i'm glad uh and so it's interesting to think about how to spend our time and so the reason i was thinking about that is that i've been spending a lot of my time the past year doing youtube making videos hopefully helping you guys on your own journeys entertaining you all good to catch you live too but i think return on time is kind of almost more important than roi like if you have a thousand percent roi but it's 100 years that's not good or if you have a 2x roi but it's on a dollar that's not really great return on investment and so i think we're turn on time and this is what i was thinking about this week is that if you have like let's say five hours to work what is my view on elon musk nsnl sweet um i think it's [ __ ] cool i think sorry mom i think it's super cool william good to see you so i think all of us can think about with what is the highest return on our time right and it's really interesting so if you have five hours that's how much you probably really work maybe in a week like good work you guys tynan that's like that's good for a month but i think it's fascinating just think what is the best return of my time so in five hours alex all of you guys out there what are the different options right so one of them is you could tweet you could read twitter you could post something on instagram you could read a book like what are all the things you could do in like an hour right maybe you probably can't make a good youtube video maybe you can tynan i love you that's what i tease you know what someone told me yesterday they said that men uh neville told me men tease each other to see if we can like each other like yeah man you're not a man i'm a man and then like if that person can take it then it's like yo you're in my tribe so for for an hour like what what can you get out of it dumb people have hollow eyes oh hold on is you you need me thanks so i made a call uh oh perfect great this is your cup i think great great thank you very much all right someone tynan someone robbed my car yesterday someone robbed my car robbed luckily they don't know i don't have anything in my car but they stole my parking pass also the car it was my miata love the miata uh the top was down they stole like 30 cents at my parking pass and my like garage remote all right yeah i don't know where dieter and fatima are we might as well just cancel the whole hobby out happy hours uh yeah i didn't get chipotle i actually got a freaking chicken saigon salad things are really bad i'm not an sf i'm in my secret podcast room so anywho i just think it's interesting return on time because i've been back working on appsumo stuff and it's not just about money but it's interesting to say what am i putting my time into and what is the best return on that and i will say this week working on some of the appsumo things that are going down which are really interesting i was like yo my time and one hear me out i'm still processing these thoughts let me put up appsumo link if you guys don't know it you guys all know it but it was just like man my time and do spending in appsumo.com like hiring helping coaching just being around i'm just like wow i get a really high return on my time uh just in terms of the results that i think are created and then secondly it just feels like wow i get this is like i'm an expert in so i'm curious i just wanted to share that out and put that out there for you guys where it's like what do you do that you're you know i'm doing youtube which i think i'm done pretty well and i think you know that's how i've connected with a lot of you guys some girls but i'm just like wow i'm so much better at tech and i'm gonna keep doing youtube don't worry i'm not quitting you don't quit on me i don't quote on you what's up caitlyn what's up ryan uh but it's just interesting to go back into the tech world which i've been doing for 20 years and be like oh yeah i'm i'm really good at this tech stuff and i love this tech stuff i don't know something interesting think about it i feel like it's a really good use of my time so just something for you all to think about like are you using your time as best as possible how is your return on your time okay questions taker can you change the profile icon i hate seeing that's mr beast with the funny nose unless that's really how you look but it should be cool to see your face you see my face uh how many times have i thought about quitting appsumo a lot i mean everything is always fun in the beginning like first date first bite of the muffin you know so the first year two years was just kind of really goofing around on it and then it's like oh i'm you know the thing with success and this is the thing with dodge coin and gme and the thing that frustrates me i know tainan you agree by the way here's a quick sales technique i'm going to give everyone you can use this any time you want it why don't you look crooked today anyways i'll put it this way so if you ever want to get someone to agree with you you do this hey i know you agree with me let me tell you something and they're like how do you know i agree with you but it's kind of a nice like usage of uh i don't know nlp necessarily but it's kind of interesting um but to be successful that's why i don't like dodge coin to be successful you have to be boring so what do i mean by that is that to be successful at sumo we've been doing it 11 years to be and that's why i don't like this crypto crap because for the most part it's like hey how do i not do any work and just get rich and that's the part that i just i fight against because i think most people will get rich quick if it happens and lose the money quick because it does come quickly and it goes away quickly but i think someone like tynen me a lot of hopefully a lot of you guys out there you know it takes time to put the work in and then you get the results and so appsumo has been you know the same thing over and over for 11 years and so i did find people like ayman to help run the company that are better at that and then i think it's finding your place within a company or within whatever work you're doing that you're like man i could do this for the rest of my life yes dude this is exactly right i think the other thing to consider with like growing a company and not doing accounting is also what do you enjoy right i will say i enjoy this ochai latte for real men only way more than i expect that's pretty funny way more than i expected but if you enjoy the accounting or if you enjoy it don't outsource that part by the way best place on earth i would love emmanuel what's up homie everyone out there what is your favorite place on earth what is your happy spot if you've seen happy gilmore one of the best movies all time let me know it um but post whatever your happy spot is andres i don't think appsumo zuma needs to launch in latin america i think we probably just need to have it translated now we've actually discussed that among adding other currencies to the checkout now it's all good right but we're limited with how much people and time and money we have available and then we just have to prioritize so it's like what's the biggest upside or ev expected value of these activities and that's just not there yet who said i looked lighter because i like you trauma char i hope you're looking awesome today i would say a good morning i went for a hike with a new friend which was fun we got tacos surprise and it was nice hanging out with someone new then i got a massage which kind of made me a little tired and relaxed and it's good to see you guys it's great i also think titan you're gonna love this one i haven't been drinking at all all week i'm staying uh we're making some changes in our company and so until things happen and then i go back on the bike ride i'm not gonna be drinking so that could it probably be about six months i'm definitely scared of it i'm also pretty excited about it so all right let me see the thing that you're oh my god this is so cool is your happy place to cure yes yes dude yes well you can put up a happier face you don't look so sour puss but yes no one got fired jason jason looks like a guy in swat you look like the guy i'd see in one of those like afghan movies where you're in the like oh [ __ ] code nine breaker breaker get him code left uh i'm glad you're on our side team kagan um quits quinn dude say your name five times fast that's a tongue twister um the biking so i've taken a a little bit of a break come back to austin there's some things going on appsumo which are great it's actually great news so great news let me tell you great news going to tell you uh so i'm back here but doing the biking and the youtube was a challenge it was a challenge it was like i worked nine or like seven or eight to like 12 and then we bike in the afternoon it was honestly sometimes hot um i think the the answer is that when i got to destination stay at the destination for a week so when i stayed in la for a week or come back to austin excuse me and so forth uh that was the only way to actually balance it i want to hear your guys happy places before i answer more questions kobe japan david yes i like you david you look like you should be a poet do you do poetry if not you should start today this is a fact happy gilmore billy madison that whole genre of movies they're not funny as much if you watch them recently but they are classics casey smith my bed super like that one that's i know it sounds sexual when i said it this is another great question so your highest rot return on time is spending time with your friends and family dude agreed you're a huggieist sounds like a hebrew word what's up francis what are also here as happy spots and i'm curious what you guys think is your highest return on time or this week all right tell me your happy spot how am i measuring it we can talk about that geneva france oh i do want to go to france i was talking about that my friend michigan upper peninsula alex i've been thinking michigan under not underrated but just not as big for like south or west coasters in the summer definitely adding on the list john v piedmont park oh is that like where the olympic stuff was we're near coca-cola kobe japan off soda for five months happy hour kevin kissing ass honestly will get you everywhere 3am that's your happy spot walking biking did chicago in the summer might be one of the best places ever oh my god house buddy on lake powell where'd that guy go yes lake powell is that it's not like mead oh it's in arizona yes dude i miss houseboating i can't wait to do that again oh xiaozhou tea house in budapest yes dude a lot of yeses today innsbruck austria you guys are so cool um festy oh my god these are the kind of people that you know they carry around their yeti mugs with like a nice margarita inside it's like hey festy they're like hey suzy and they're just like a happy couple like you know you want to hang out with this couple dude sri lanka i have never once in my life been like hey let me go to sri lanka let me check it out dude sri lanka all right i know the coffee that's all i know about sri lanka i don't think else about it key west i've heard key west is sick oh actually so this is cool mats i love nordic people one you guys are all gorgeous and like i think i'm jewish i'm jealous jewish because we're shorter and we're not we're not like this tall gorgeous blonde like chiseled [ __ ] that you guys got going on super big fan but my friends went to norway so that's definitely kind of on my near-term list what's up neil it's good to see you homie all right any other happy spots in the world north india south india that's very big chamoth sri lanka's most famous person that's what i love was that when when you're in a small town you're like tom brady used the toilet in our bathroom when he was on a road trip you know like that's what you do when you're in small towns texas hill country april yes blanco sick johnson city's sick uh wimberley dripping springs yes happy hours happy hour office hours can start now i know where dieter is i'm gonna text dieter complaining to him we can't start office hours without beater uh i'm texting him north africa so i've actually heard good things about i've heard good and bad things about morocco uh i was on my that's supposed to be my honeymoon tunisia i've heard i haven't heard much i've heard south africa super fun dude oh my god who wants to go to norway i think might want to go to norway jaipur is sick i've been to jaipur smoked some hash there hung out there jaipur is like very spiritual i think i met some i met some uh it's not guru sadhus up in like i was i was depressed i was like walking around and like turned out in the top of a mountain in jaipur i believe it's jaipur in the northwest of india they were growing all this weed and these sadhus these like mystics all they do is smoke wheat all day so i went to this cave with a guy that looked like bin laden why does this sound so crazy anyways look like bin laden i was like dude i'm hanging out bin laden and they're like do you want to rip this bong and i was like yeah yeah i'm in a cave with sadhus in the middle of india that's obviously what i need to be doing so i would agree norway man all you guys are norway fans holy [ __ ] we might need to do a norway meet up tainan yes amsterdam honestly besides the drugs and the [ __ ] which just sounds like a cool it sounds like vegas italians like there's a lot more here than horrors and drugs noah there's bottle service there's fentanyl and i guess it's a drug no there's a lot to offer norway is too expensive expensive is all relative someone yesterday was like yeah i bought dick coin as i'm gonna refer to it now from now on at point zero zero four he's like i didn't buy that much of it and i was like it's all relative all right coaster uh norway meetup dork norway meetup next year yeah why are the gurus and the sadhus always on the top of the hill don't know 15 for a bagel with cream cheese and tomato that is pricey but in new york i'm trying to think of the most expensive stupid thing i've ever bought like like a bottle of water that was like 15 dollars dude everyone loves norway and amsterdam honestly amsterdam and uh netherlands so cool i would love to spend more time out there i just love that europe area oh pen patency i don't know what that is uh what's up mike eckland eckland berlin berlin is super dope uh if you guys want to hit the like button hey oh yeah what other stupid purchases have you guys made we're gonna come back to return on time uh don't let me miss that one ten dollars roasted nuts berlin is so sick huge fan of berlin dude that is cool i might do bike bike trip next year europe that oh my god jacob this is so true you go and look at a book the books on on amazon amazon i don't know why i did it that way ten dollars and then this guy's got a course this girl's got a course 497 i'm like so you took a book and you put it on the internet and you put two powerpoint slides and now it's 497. beats me college 50 i mean i get some of it right you're paying for some status you're paying for like signaling and stuff but like some of these things yeah so don't understand like three thousand dollars for it oh my god we gotta do a bike trip um eric fernandez i was just thinking about you we need to talk today or later today cost that much to read it out loud yeah but audible doesn't cost that much but no it's got a template it's got a template it's a spreadsheet template yeah how to defend against knife attacks i was trying to think of a funny joke dude son of sam doc is really good i the only thing beyerberg good to see you homie i was like last year i think during when covered was real hidden i was watching all like son of sam uh it was s btk btk the richard fernandez no relation to fernandez by the way eric fernandez i was having discussion with someone last night i was talking about you i think someone's first name fernandez would be cool like fernandez kagan because honestly i would just be like hey fernandez kagan right i just wanted to say that a lot but anyways watching all these like murder killer things i just don't think they're good because it's just like then all it does is make you think you're gonna get killed in all these different ways and places evan good to see you dude yeah airport i will say i have felt you know how i felt rich i feel rich in two things one when i buy like a bloody mary at an airport and i'm just like yolo make it a double 19 i'm tipping you one dollar okay that feels rich the other way i feel rich i'm gonna tell you guys is when i buy fiji water i buy fiji water i'm like noah you're the richest guy on earth you're drinking straight from the fijian source who else is drinking this rich water uh uh what else oh dude that sounds so cool niels that sounds super cool uh i am curious coming back to something we were talking about i'm trying to see where dieter is what uh what is your guys highest return on time this week so maybe the question to ask yourself what did you do this week that was felt like the most rewarding or the best use of your time so i'm curious you guys answered to see what you guys say now the comments i think the comments are i don't know where dieter is let's call dieter um let's call dieter yeah i wish you guys i don't want to give out his number publicly it's for him but we're gonna call dieter let's see where my mom is too she said she was going to call oh my mom's asking live off thank you for calling oh he's got his number in there my mom wants to talk so i'm gonna give her a quick call just say hello to you guys hello at the tone please record your message when you have finished recording you may hang up or press one for more options where are you you said you'd be at office i was highly disappointed german discipline and engineering is excellent next time don't be late funny voicemails are always cool um all right i used to return on time and then we'll call my mom she's asking she was like no yeah yeah all right uh highest return on time this week mine was working on working on appsumo times was dude tiny i think i am gonna send you the watch just are you gonna be i need you to be home i'm gonna order it today dude that's great i don't think there's a right there's not a right or wrong answer there's judgmental answers that's for sure i know i always do it this way but anyways whatever you thought the highest return of your time was i'm curious to see different people's answers solid 6-8 hours each day i felt like a teenager oh she's calling god i don't want her to do the whole thing she'll just take over hi mom hi mom good morning i'm driving and listening to the broadcast the broadcast i'm driving and i don't really and they're crazy drivers here they're very bright they tailgate lane changers anyway good morning everyone everyone you're liking today's show why do you like today's show it's interesting talking about where everybody's happy and happy places i find that interesting so eric yeah mom and oh i'm not happy about hearing that your car got broken into and they took your they took your remote control yeah they took my so i went to zilker park last night and i was having i was just hanging out and i didn't put the roof back on the miata and then they like jumped in the car went through everything but i i don't have anything in the car but they took my change my parking pass and my garage remote did they take your registration or any information about your address i hope they come to my house i was gonna give it to him come on come over i know you would mom hold on one second everyone's saying hi to you so eric fernandez you know eric from appsumo uh uh my fatima's asking if you're going to the gym yeah that's right that's right tynan says tynan says good morning mom rj says good morning mama sumo these people are awesome john casey say hi mom fatima says morning david seuss says mama kagan it's obama burke she got remarried years ago yes yes many years ago femi femi says what's up david says hi mama k gang real seraphit everyone wants you to drive safely though because yeah you know the crazy drivers in albuquerque well they're i guess they're bad everywhere but these people here they i don't know they're texting or something maybe they're hiding while they're talking mom yeah maybe that they're making phone calls to be on the youtube show like you cons so question taker wants to know how many push-ups are you going to do today [Music] that's up to the teacher but i will challenge anybody today to get on their toes and do at least 20. 20. is that too easy i think 20 is good i think everyone should try to do 20 push i already did how many did i do this morning so far i've done 66 with i've done 111. no 100 what is that 116. all right hold on bob lo said good morning uh william said good afternoon mama sumo mom mats wants to know how much you bench what does that mean like bench press i don't know i don't do that i have hygiene classes but you guys if you don't do a bodybuilding she's calling you guys if you guys can't hear so eric fernandez said he's doing push-ups now um i'm getting my mask to disguise myself all right so a lot of people are doing push-ups um yay i i have to tell you a funny story then i really better go all right tell us a funny story mom well so one day i'm standing i always stand around because i get here early and i talk to the people at the at the you know where you sign in at the gym and there's this young guy there named raul he's i don't know in his 20s and i said oh why are you bothering being on the floor why don't you go inside the and do a class do your body pump i challenge you it's very hard because it's hard i go yeah it's real it's really hard you don't stop it's not like being on the floor where you'll do 10 sets of i don't know something and then you stop and then you talk and then you go back and do maybe another that so i said it's it's it's non-stop you don't stop and know where you can dodge for how hard bodybuilders so i said most guys come in and they do one class and they never come back again or they leave in the middle of class because it's too hard i'm not kidding so he goes oh well i'll try it i go okay but i but uh you probably don't come back so lo and behold he comes into the cloud and he's dying and never seen him again what a wimp you never came back just like i said yep yeah i've done the class if you guys haven't tried body pump try that's pretty tough yes come to albuquerque we'll do it together all right well have a good workout mom i'll talk to you later shabbat shalom and have a wonderful weekend everyone it's going to be the best weekend everyone why because it is today who knows what next weekend will be like the day is going to be the best anyway you guys have a wonderful uh weekend i love you all i love you noah love you too all right bye thanks for calling you're welcome i think this is gonna be a recurring segment where we bring the mom on i think it's pretty it's pretty fun uh someone asked like how did i mine when she changed her last name i that's interesting i never i didn't mind at all um she they got divorced early and i think she changed it when we were around six or seven ninety one so thirty years ago so i was nine nah i was like cool myself that's awesome i changed i started calling him dad after ayahuasca a few years ago uh that's still that's still a little awkward but it's been fun and he raised me oh here's my mom's best thing this week honestly my mom's best thing you guys were here last week her favorite thing is like oh well this week i cleaned the kitchen like oh it was such a good cleaning uh selling more stuff to declutter my life yes hell yeah man jason bourne are you leaving i thought you were you were leaving dude uh my mom could be a positivity influencer uh may you guys all have good weekends she i mean look she's she's putting on a little bit of a show for y'all she's very she is happy most time but she's like she knows she's on camera so she's like oh my god i'm gonna be so nice to everyone um will i do ayahuasca again no i have no interest in doing that i've actually this past week kind of like just done caffeine and water and no no nothing else and i just like my mind is so on it's like so sharp um and at that at that time nothing wasn't my mind was sharp it just felt like that was an answer or that was some solutions or things i wanted to experience but definitely not something that uh it's not calling me whatsoever right now like being in austin and doing the work i'm doing back without sumo and we are making content videos are coming out which i like doing too uh but you know i feel like i'm doing my life's work good feeling mom would kick ass uh at the gym she works out a lot yeah i missed level two uh well i saw him yesterday so i don't really miss him i'm having dinner with him tonight uh but yeah maybe we'll bring on neville a little bit yes you guys should definitely sell all of your it's so crazy so i bought a new house i'm going to move in next week all right do you guys want me to make one of those annoying youtube videos about like bought a new house let me show it to you one a lot of people that show it may not even be the real house but if you guys are interested i don't know officers won't be from there because i don't move until the afternoon maybe i'll do it if you guys are interested but what's fascinating is like what am i actually going to move from my current pla well it was many fascinating things but one of them was like this new house is pretty big it's over 3000 square feet but my current house where i live my current place where i'm living right now is 468. oh you want a live stream that's such a good idea all right timing i might do it next friday on instagram i probably won't do it on youtube so you guys come on instagram.com slash you guys are like you all [ __ ] or no like i know you guys you know me anyways i'll probably do it live that's a great idea tynan yeah the notifications all this [ __ ] honestly i don't really like the second channel personally uh because less people show up and it's honestly it's way it's one it's not saying that you're not great i'm not saying you're not great i'm just saying it's more fun with more [ __ ] people oh sorry mom we're there um but i'll do a live stream on the new house next week i get it next friday and actually i will tell you well so anyways what was interesting was that i got the new house and i went and checked it out yesterday and by the way you guys wanna hear a crazy story let me ask i'm gonna put it out there you guys decide do you want a crazy story or not crazy story and i'm gonna tell you about the house stuff i like housewarming gifts i don't know if i want more stuff in the house but that's really thoughtful maybe do you guys want crazy story or not crazy story you guys choose this is choose your own adventure simon g i agree with you sell your things and i'll tell you about that with the house stuff oh my god dear the house is like i haven't had a nice house in my whole life even my mom's house it's so it was so clean we couldn't live there it was just crazy you have a crazy story crazy story jimmy ortiz dude i have known this guy on the internet world probably what 10 years man good to see you dude all right crazy story crazy story crazy story all right it is crazy so yesterday i was checking out the house because the people i bought it from have been living in there and the guy who i bought it from is a professional football player uh his name is dustin hopkins so it's super cool he's awesome he's such a great family such a great guy i wish him good luck on a sports career maybe forever and i'm leaving the house and i drive and i'm driving and i have to make a u-turn to come back and as i'm making you turn and there's a dog pooping that's normal no problem there and i see this asian woman standing outside a door and you guys know me i like asian women i like all women i like everyone equally but in terms of attraction asian but i'm trying jewish women i'm trying i'm trying sup rick johnston so i see this asian woman sitting outside the door and i was like oh she looks familiar i was like oh that's my ex of like my serious ex of three years like the one reason i moved to austin texas is because of her she lives diagonally across the street from my new house that was very loud so i pull up to her driveway to her curb her name's laura and i'm like hey laura great to see ya it's noah i don't know if you guys can see the shirt by the way just in case she didn't know someone's okay by the way if anyone sent me the shirt i don't know who sent it probably [ __ ] overpriced uh hipster crap but it's from noah nyc super expensive shirt is it you know what it's super expensive no one tells like i've been trying to get them to tell me who sent it so if anyone could do that i will pay you five dollars if you can figure out who sent me the clothing from noah anyways so i go up to her house all right pull up to the driveway don't go to house i'm like hey it's noah and then she's like this is her [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] you you can roast me i don't i like being roasted i don't care and so i was like and she was like it was like it was like a nightmare to her i don't care i'm happy for her i hope she's with someone new i hope it wasn't a good fit but it's so crazy she's now living across the street from me she must be like why god if there he definitely now believes in christ and thinks he's out to get her so that was a crazy story yesterday is she on meth i don't know she actually never drank or did any drugs she might start she might have started you know don't wanna you know it's never too late to start meth that's what they say but i had this idea today where i was like i'm gonna bake cookies and bring them over you know and she's vegan so i'll make them like vegan friendly i know oh i'm sure her boyfriend or husband is probably uh a certain type of person wow that was a really pc way of saying something anywho what's math it's methamphetamine it's uh i haven't done it thank god it never sounds like that's like a thing i'm like nope and thank god i can never check that one off who dumped two it was kind of mutual she would uh it was just like such not a healthy relationship for either of us that it was just like mind blogging when we stayed together but yeah just like not what she needed not what i needed um but yeah i'm definitely gonna bring her cookie not definitely i'm likely to bring her cookies welcome to the neighborhood i just moved in i'm right there if you need anything don't forget to call uh oh i know she's definitely probably still vegan and stuff like that i don't i wish her well i have nothing it was just funny how much hatred she had in her heart when she saw me yeah anyway so the house thing i got back to my house the 460 i live in a tiny home uh i have my friend house is still ruined but my back house is 468 square feet and so i'm in the back house and i came home and i was like you know we don't really need that much yeah i don't think she'll do you think she'll what kind of okay i need your guy's help what kind of cookie should we make lately honestly chocolate chip cookies naughty no has been really into chocolate chip sometimes gets so naughty i don't know what kind of cookies to make i have zero resentment i'm seriously if she's married and she had kids and a cat family she had a bunch of cats she probably she was really into cats and you know girls that have a lot of cats and a lot of tattoos you know what i say about that can't say it on air but imagine what i would say so if you have more than three tattoos and two cats you have over it's a five you can you can have either three cats two tattoos four tattoos one cat but if it's greater than five not good not good trust me it's a fact and facts are subjective if you guys know go meet someone next time see if they have greater than the five let me know have i'm going back to my therapist next week by the way not on that just to talk about life uh so chocolate chip and oatmeal raisin lsd lace simon one might well i can't say who but someone gave me lsd i haven't taken it i don't like it way too much hey hey neville i'm going to send you a link you want to come say hi you guys want no no i got like 20 minutes you want to come on for a bit i was am i uh no so it's like it's like asking neville if he ever wants more attention it's like it's like asking a drug addict if you want some more meth um am i gonna do a hair transplant no to cure one i've never liked my hair i've never liked my ears my mom's gonna be like no you're gorgeous you're the best looking guy i've ever seen but honestly i look good bald like bald know it let me i don't know if i have any like here look up noah kagan just google it and you can see hair pictures i mean some of them are pretty good look that's not bad here let's look at that one neville where are you i texted you the link ah that's a good one that's a good one yeah my bald look is strong dude neville that was a really good roast i'm gonna leave that one up there for a bit oh your camera yeah you need like a good camera to look better yeah can you see me yeah people were asking for you yeah don't google him with hair it was terrible yeah look at that let me just let me see if i can it was like god placed his pubes on his head it was gross it's like god gave up he was like choosing he's like i don't care oh my god look at that curly hair earrings big ears looks like god pushed the random button when he made me [Music] [Laughter] uh let's do it yeah uh let's see the on this one your face looking like uh you got like a square back then a sawyer like a square oh this is a pretty good was this with you neville yeah yeah that's where that's a pretty cool photo yeah look at that that's pretty fun dude that was fun when we went oh man i got uh i got uh the gate guys are out doing gate stuff right now tell us about that neville you know when you're rich you got a gate guy you got a gardener guy you got everything emma said i look better bald all them all these people are awesome they love the cray elton good to see you dude looks like a boy band photo you know you're just copying jeff bezos i just need to get like a latin woman and then call it a day yeah you're gonna go to the same barber as him and the same divorce lawyer eventually no there was a an article i saw yesterday i'm excited to read it did you i don't know if you thought it was about bezos how he actually went on the offensive when all the news was coming out about his like uh marital stuff uh i don't know let me see what it's called i think he's like he also he also you know he had like they released like naked photos of him and he came out ahead of the story and issued it and it kind of just went away it was weird yeah it's called it's on bloomberg it's the untold story of how jeff bezos beat the tabloids oh my god oh my god really what so someone sent me these clothes this like the shirt they sent me like a lot of noah clothing noah ny.com it's all like super overpriced hipster crap holy crap i didn't realize how expensive or how stupid it was where it's like it's like yeezys where it's like a torn shirt and it costs like two thousand dollars yeah look at this stuff it's like 188 dollars for yeah i mean this is kind of cool but these are like soup can you see it yeah come on these are oh my god forty eight dollars i mean that's kind of cool actually it does look pretty cool the noah hats do you like this one i like this one yeah i like the logo con where's the no it's funny i'm like this is so expensive oh i like it yeah they sent me this bag right here and i so the funny thing with them neville this is like how you know they're such a hipster brand i've contacted their customer support multiple times to figure out who sent me that got the items and they won't respond so they're just this shirt is 50 dollars what's that dude they're just not good that that doesn't mean they're hipster that just means they have enough customer support right yeah or something like that yeah hit him up on twitter i feel like uh oh should i slide in the dms noah's not bald he's just taller than his hair yeah not bad if you guys have any rose jokes uh dude neville so what your cousin's here uh dude hell yeah man honestly a lot of these people like it's just sticking with it i put on tweet i put a twitter thing out because i was thinking about quitting youtube i wasn't gonna quit but i was like thinking about how it's tough and like man it's hard and not every video does well and i was like if i just stick with it how much further will i be ahead in a year it was just kind of fun to think about that in all aspects i think you just do some more sumo videos that's what i'm going to do good videos what kind of videos tell me what were you thinking i don't know like instead of just doing random stuff on like how mark cuban made a billion dollars you could talk about like appsumo you could talk about some of the customers like how a person on the appsumo marketplace made money so it's like more relatable it's like okay mark cuban made 1.8 billion dollars like 20 years ago got it but how did this guy make two thousand dollars a month from his software product you know dude i like that all right yeah it was funny last week remember two two three weeks ago we were doing it together and not doing it together but you were on the office hours and then you were like trying to give me twitter feedback uh-huh and then i i told you i was like i'm not really interested and then mitchell's i love mitchell mitchell's like neville's trying to give you advice and you you should at least listen to it or at least be open to have them hear it and that was like a good point [Laughter] it's uh yeah you've been you've been doing better on it also i feel like you get more like immediate feedback on twitter here's the one thing i have noticed though i was looking at some of the stats on twitter if you stop posting for like a few days your stats go like like off the charts oh really down yeah it's just like most social media but get this i haven't been posting on youtube as much lately traffic about the same that's interesting dude i fully agree with youtube like the thing dude do you wanna hear an interesting thing from today you wanna see something so on twitter i posted a thing just to show you from marketing perspective i posted a thing where i was like here's something something something this thing right here i posted it a day ago or two days ago and i included like adam's name like thanks adam for telling me this just including his name like reduced the amount of people that liked it it never even got this high it only got 18. so it's kind of been interesting like one thing i've been doing is like just from a marketer like just this alone in an hour 39 people liked it versus like they didn't even reach that much because i had other things on it so i've been trying something out where like on instagram i tried doing like these are actually i don't know these like you know my thoughts but people love this stuff so i kind of just take one of them and then i just tweet each one instead of tweeting all of it and i don't know honestly people seem to really like it interesting so i think this is cool that you just take your social media stuff and recycle it over and over and over it's like you're taking your tweets putting on instagram it's like you didn't really do that much extra work for it that's pretty cool yeah no it's great i think we're people are doing too much work i do that with a so my stupid email that i was sending on a friday the reason that was created because i would spend all this time thinking of stuff to post on twitter which is like a mini blog post and then it just goes away it's just gone it's only on my twitter feed so i was like i want that on my blog so i started just putting it all together and compiling it saying as a newsletter people love it it's like the favorite thing i've done for for them ever yeah exactly yeah it's the biggest thing i've ever done yeah what's that here everyone check out the newsletter copywriting course copyrightingcourse.com stupid email yeah go sign up for his newsletter neville's one of my favorite writers i read mostly let me let's actually pull up the email hold on let's pull it up i'm going to pull it up you can see it on the blog we also publish it on the blog and i s one interesting thing to do for a lot of people just to get more content out there is i've been reading my blog posts out loud so i literally just go in this one take just read it out loud and it works really well like hundreds of people listen to it each time the stupid email friday may 7 2021 swipe thought up that's a lot of words uh this is a fun email for this date i don't know that's unnecessary um swipe so swipe email more doctor smoke camel that's cool yeah thought and our members there we have an email collection tool that's a nice so did you do this kind of to push people to sign up maybe for your course yeah a little bit just to get people curious you know just a little soft like i guess what we got in there yeah i like that at the bottom of this specific email i did promote something i normally don't but at the bottom of this one i did so i don't want to make it too like so suggestion you should link these images dude why'd you not like these images i don't know i just didn't no no because if you're gonna click here i would actually just click the image so make this and this equivalent potentially yeah i try not to put too many of the same repeating link because at the bottom i did it a little bit aggressively so i i tried to just take it out i don't know if there wasn't really a lot of time i didn't even know that's cool sorry i didn't cut you off i made it i made it late last night but isn't that interesting to hustle like they use all the the emojis and the things now so i started doing it uplifting actually this section right here with the scammy one i got the most amount of replies on the email about that because people people sometimes feel bad about promoting and i'm just like well if you're just helpful is that bad no people like that oh donny has been done in a little while yeah did you see him this week no hopefully when i go to houston i might be able to see him dude does he cross-eyed does he have a lazy guy yeah all shih tzu's they've got like the weird cross-eyed thing going on oh i did yeah look they're not great genetic specimens but they're really cute is this donnie yeah that he did a photo shoot i was hanging out with our friend this morning we won't name and uh it was cool though she was like yeah dogs are disgusting every time i touch one i go shower and i was like ah it's kind of because everyone's like i love petting all the dogs out there and i was like oh it's not that i don't think i'm that uh what dog phobic or clean cleaning clean but it's just nice that she uh she's like yeah i was like thank god i have neville all right here's how to write interesting subject lines oh yeah you've always done it this way yep it's the same thing and then this is a little bit promotey yeah so oh this is cool all right let's click the link and we'll see what happens it's just a little sign up thingy oh it's to like get them to pre-qualify for the class yeah and actually if they could if they click any of those links i've been using this a lot if you click any of those links i have the link associated with the tag so it'll tag people as ats autoresponder that sells so later when we're sending out like do you want to join it's like the people that at least we think expressed some interest in it because if they never clicked any of the links about it like they probably don't care all right we're gonna do a few questions and then end in about five minutes how much work does it gonna take to make that course the autoresponder that sells um it'll probably take about so we were thinking about it and we actually did so what you don't see is behind before the course that's where the work was so what we eventually does is me and the dan the other guy uh making this one of their head writers what we did was we thought we'd be cool we have a course where we redo your top five pages your about page your contact page home page sales page product page and so we thought that we did a beta test with four people no one liked it no one and so we're like well [ __ ] these were like what we thought were the prime audience and no one liked it at all like this is really telling and so what it always came down to every single person they're like well if you just like help us write emails that's kind of like why we come to you and we're just like all right well let's write you emails and so that's how we changed it the actual work we're going to i'm going to