I Interviewed the Most Humble Billionaire Ever

Key Takeaways

you know you sold Kinkos for a billion and a half you don't like what I said I do my mother and father would shake in their boots if they ever knew I was braggadocious about something like that what's the line between braggadocious and like being proud of what you accomplished I'm superstitious about taking myself seriously when I do I always get my ass kicked when did that happen oh one day I'm driving back from L.A I live in Santa Barbara and uh think of myself God I'm doing really well I'm just my doesn't stink the next day the entire publishing industry in the United States of America sued me every time it's too good to be true I get my ass kicked