【MINECRAFT】 Fauna is SPEED #holoCouncil

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[Music] thank you foreign [Music] thank you thank you foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] ER hello hello hello what's up links hi hi hello welcome welcome thank you for all the congratulations thank you there are officially 300 000 saplings which is an absolute mind boggling number of saplings that's a lot of trees that we've planted right also yes I had to show you the screen because uh this is the the random message I got when I started Minecraft go to the dentist very fitting are you feeling trying to tell me something don't worry don't worry I'll go back I've got some follow-up appointments hello hello today I just wanted to do more speed running to be honest also I have a timer I don't know if it will work or not I didn't have time to test it it took a long time to set up the timer wait actually I just realized something wait I just realized I need to [Music] um I forgot to add the the text we are using live split [Music] um thank you very much got permission wait where'd it go wait here it is thank you very much can I edit the description there we go [Music] thank you [Music] all right we're good we're good yeah we real speed running now now that we have have a timer so yeah we'll see it should um automatically start when I start the game it should have like the in-game timer but I think I'll have to do the splits manually but it should it should work I don't know if I'm I don't think I'm blocking anything I think it just says Minecraft behind me [Music] is this a gorilla stream you didn't get a notification sort of sort of I should mention them I was supposed to collab with girl today but we rescheduled to next week she had something come up unexpectedly um which is not a problem no problem but that means we'll play Minecraft today instead and it's it's been a bit since I practiced speedrunning so yeah so it's kind of an unplanned stream sort of I only made the stream reservation a little bit ago but you know yeah follow me on Twitter for the sick Deeds all the details but yeah I guess we should start I'm feeling confident today I think wait do I have my wait maybe I need my cheat sheet I need my cheat sheet um foreign once I have my where is it [Music] is this it yes my cheat sheet all right all right now we're now we're talking this has all my my info it's not an actual uh she the four cheaters though oh did I have super chats turned off oh I guess I should turn them on I guess I will turn them on since you asked nicely I'm just kidding uh doesn't it feel weird to turn on super chats I'll do it but it feels weird you don't have to Super Chat only super chat if you want but I will read them at the end that's my plan anyway and as well the ones from the ASMR stream before okay okay I think now we're good to go I think are we are we ready I got my tea I had delicious sandwich for lunch oh that's right I'm eating real food now carefully carefully uh let's see if it's is this loud why does Minecraft feel so loud um yeah I'm eating real food what kind of tea is the pumpkin tea again pumpkin spice yeah no more mashed potatoes I am sick and tired of mashed potatoes did the timer start We Didn't Start oh wait the timer didn't start all my plans all my plans I thought I turned on the in-game timer [Music] hold on I really wanted to work because I don't know the proper thank you for the Sun and flood of super chats oh my goodness thank you you don't have the Super Chat you actually don't have to um how do I turn the wait did I have the wrong splits on or something um [Music] thank you foreign it feels like it's been a while since I talked to everyone uh because we're at the council collab before [Music] edit splits it says that it's activated it says in-game timer is available is it not deactivate activate hold on single player New World difficulty easy create new world I'm watching the timer I'm watching timer timer timer oh it didn't start okay I'll just do it manually I'll just do it manually because um we're not doing I mean I'm not planning on submitting any runs to the leaderboard anyway so I think it's fine what if we could do mapless treasure I said that I don't know how to do mathless treasure but what if I did know you have to use the pie chart yeah it started only because I started it manually do you guys know about mapless treasure I wish I knew I needed my cheat sheet already there's um if you didn't know you can find buried treasure in Minecraft and there's a way to um check a for treasure also this is Minecraft's too loud there you go thank you thank you for all the congrats I feel as though I should be the one congratulating you guys thanking you guys um and then I feel like I should change my UI hold on this is the more month this is a warm up wait Otto wait is this normal is this how they the settings normally are this is how most people play I always play with the small the small in her face this is how most people play okay okay I'm like how how although it didn't make the pie chart any bigger which was kind of what I wanted um three and then foam and then level one entities one block entities three wait there's a chest there is a chest uh wait is it in this chunk wait which one is it on again is it nine nine I don't remember uh foreign this is never going to break what if I actually did it would you be impressed would you be impressed if I actually found a treasure although I feel like I did it wrong I feel like this can't be this can't be true also I'm just messing around because already we've been here for many minutes would you dig past if you push shift oh wait maybe you do I don't think it's here okay I think I don't know how to do this after all I think I don't know how to do it after all but but there's like a chest right I guess it could be anything wait is it because I'm supposed to turn my render distance down how about now see there's still a chest okay I don't know how to do it I don't know how to do it um this is so weird this UI feels Giant but this is what everyone else uses so uh okay restart me restart me wait how do I restart this uh uh reset is three there we go [Music] learning to you need to use eggs for any person that's the real the real goal of today is the music Loud by the way I can't tell um chills Peter to fall asleep too no no no no no no no no we're just getting started I'm just remembering how to play the game it's fine we we got this oh is this a desert village okay okay wait we're going series now we're serious now because this could be a good start actually wait if I want to start the timer we're cheating okay we have to add some we have to add some seconds to it like I said we're not actually submitting these runs and um you know since I'm recording them um we could always figure out the exact time later it's okay we will we will remember lava pool actually good Iron Golem yo this is actually a good seed uh I need to remember how to play the game though we need like some of these uh that was probably like too many even and then like we need one of these like I don't normally get a seed this good it's actually this is the seed that I I always want and I never get and there's cats now okay uh wait that's not um I also forgot how to oh we need to like make a farmer I don't think I have enough wood oh no I am I'm panicky you're a farmer we already have this I don't know how much we need um um so we need we need we need a bucket which we need to make a fisherman wait is this a blacksmith already though oh this scene is so good um um um um how do we make a fisherman we need a bucket what kind of how do you make Buck buckets composter not a composter um Barrel I think I do need more wood okay don't panic you're only two and a half minutes in Pro speedrunner would already be in the nether I should have made an ax it's okay wait there's a Temple over there I don't think we even need a temple um okay back over and we have a lava pool already too good seed we're actually going to the nether like within the first like 30 minutes of the Stream I told you I was feeling lucky today how do you make a barrel is it like this yeah okay um can you learn is he is he incapable of learning is he incapable of learning how about you but you already have a job foreign now you're unemployed we're doing it we're doing it we're doing it I think I'm supposed to get uh Stone is there Stone down here there's not I'm panicking I'm panicking [Music] stone with their Stone here and there's lava so be careful I guess oh no more panic we're calm we're collecting we're going to the nether we're going okay um I want to make an ax um and a lot of food food [Music] good um ax good [Music] I can't normally do that can that can they foreign why is he stronger than normal chill out [Applause] good scene go hey I swear his arms are actually extra extra long I swears those are extra extra long I'm scared okay okay okay okay okay we're fine we're alive we didn't throw the seat away sub 10 minute enter sub 10 minute enter he gave us five all right that's really good we need gravel and we need to make a shield and a pickaxe okay pickaxe and make Shield wait can I make it like this yes okay um I don't need this I don't need this are there beds here I forgot to look for beds there are or at least there's one bed [Music] no oh wow bed no really well there's more over here wait what is this is that just a cave that's weird that's cool uh oh this is a cute house wait it's like not even a house there's no beds in here okay that's fine we can get beds later creeper though um we just need we just need gravel is there any gravel down here yes give me Flint please please thank you um I didn't need to put this down hey we're optimized am I ready where was that lava pool is it over here uh there whoa I have a bucket don't worry we have to rescue the Cod though for good luck be free and um kids maybe a little more wood just to be safe this is going to eat it will they I mean that's their problem that point is just the circle of life you know okay now remember how to do this oh oh wow this is like oh one of the best runs I've had when the best starts anyway uh look at this oh geez I'm scared does this work I don't wanna destroy everything oh okay it's getting dark out that's how you know I've been here for far too long okay and this and uh this and let's go go please give me a good another don't forget to split all right uh okay we don't have any gold yet either so we should be very careful there's skeleton over there okay okay don't panic don't panic just find a Bastion maybe that way wait no this way for sure this way 50 this way this way okay oh are we ready are you ready for this ow scary part of the Run I'm not ready I have a shield I'm just running he's killing me from behind please just let me leave I don't want to be here with another scary why am I here I don't have blocks I don't have blocks oh [Music] whoa oh wait there it is you you I hate you I hate you I hate all of you it's not how you do that I hate all of you let me out wait I don't have gold oh shoot ow foreign shoot me I don't have gold no I don't have gold no what happened I don't know what to do oh I need to like get nuggets if I kill him will they find me I have three but I need one more oh okay he wasn't that strong I'm panicking foreign those nuggets but there's so many people around there's so many around I don't want to like kill them what if they hate me maybe they won't know I'm here there's a Skelly man oh are the pigs coming they're coming I think I don't know I'm scared it's the worst we have nine we have enough save me okay okay okay okay okay oh no more panic no more panning now we can have a leisurely stroll except for this poglin but you need to let them get hurt a bit more um all right Okay so I'm scared and I don't I don't know how to run bastions I will tell you that right now I don't know where the gold blocks are um I don't even know what kind of Bastion this is it Stables yeah time to learn I guess oh I wondered do I go down up that one seems to have more stuff no where's that treasure chest oh wait I don't want to kill all the people Penguins though be careful there's a chest I'm trying to be very careful but I'm very scared oh okay there's some oh my gosh why are there so many hoglands there's too many why are there only pork chops bye I feel like I need to find the gold blocks they're coming [Music] this pig has a lot of reach too oh my gosh oh it's so scary in here diamond shovel where's the gold blocks do I need to go down or up oh you too so you feel kind of bad for the baby past the gold block are they in the walls I really have no idea where they are though oh do I have to look in them my cheat sheet can't help me now in the center is this the center what if they're over here bottom four huh shall we go down there's so many pigs here so many pigs and they're very scary oh pattern block around stairs see is this even the Bastion down here I'm not sure I don't know this type of Bastion at all foreign can I explain to those who don't watch speed runs what I'm doing yes I am in the Bastion wait there's one looking for Gold Blocks because I will trade gold with Piggies although one is like definitely not enough you know oh see I don't want to kill the the pigs I just want to kill this one [Music] no not you too not on YouTube hmm okay well hopefully there's more of them oh can you guys go down here please stop looking at me stop looking at me ow foreign shoot it went down there I'm going to die I was not made for this world it's a fashion I hate this Bastion oh oh they probably aren't interested in my nuggets are they [Music] this is awful foreign [Music] where's my gold so much for a fast entrance right this is horrible foreign [Music] excellent out oh face to face with a hoggling even though we're in the gold blocks are there are none oh [Music] is this Stables I feel like I have to look it up where are the gold blocks do they still hate me no wait what did the gold block go it's gone now and do you spawn ah they took it they traded it they trade a whole gold blocks this is horrible I hated here ah this is not the Bastion that I dreamed of Staples Korean said but but but Stables Bastion speed run oh but I don't want to watch a video I don't want to watch a video just show me where where is the gold [Music] they won't show me I have to watch a video [Music] I just don't know where the gold blocks are can I go to the top like usually you'll find some wait should I have been over there this whole time no no no there was like a whole other part to the fashion whoa should I take this this is where I should have been the whole time no wonder there's no no gold over there oh I was in The hogland Stables oh oh somebody's man bunnies man [Music] um how do I get back in I want to go outside again I'm lost why am I here just to suffer [Music] okay don't fall hello friend hmm oh more Soul speed boots wait I have so much stuff look at this out of here we don't need this okay okay it's a dead end oh there is [Music] thank you [Music] um but how do I get to where the pigs are I want to be where the piggies are wow snorting and trading gold all of the things I Wanna Be With the piggy pigs um they sound angry they probably are wait I forgot the gold [Music] can you tell that I'm losing my mind I need like more though even what's that I don't even know where that was [Music] how do I get in is there even an in oh why what did I do what was his problem I opened the chest but I opened a bunch of chests and they didn't care before that what [Music] you know what that wasn't the Run anyway that wasn't the Run anyway saw me oh warmer Brown warmer Brown but we're gonna get another 10 minute enter and we're gonna get a different fashion we're going to get a better Bastion better Bastion timer start um I don't like forests though so I might restart already until we get a village this is pretty though [Music] what's this a bee wait there's a bell that means there is a village uh Direction though right if there's a bell there must be a village right where oh whoa should I just run around a bit yeah huh wait we lost the Bell that means it's maybe this way [Music] I lost this way this way Belle so what we said but if there's oh it's this way it must be this way see I have I have hope for a village because we have a bell the spawned in right I think fun I don't like forces no in Minecraft in Minecraft you can't take what I say here out of context I love the forest I'm a creature of the forest I live in the forest my life is the forest but in Minecraft I like a village and I like a desert uh um I'm not seeing it though there's iron okay okay I mean because there's iron we might as well just just go hopefully it's a good amount of iron but I live in a closet in the forest and I don't live in the closet I only stream from the closet there is a difference there's a big difference okay no I what am I doing can you tell that I'm losing my brain already something about Minecraft speed runs just I don't know they really make me crazy come Minecraft brain rot yeah exactly exactly that um I mean I need like love Stone that's fine okie dokie um poop and poop this with me it can't be worse than Pico Park yesterday played it I like how does my Hunger have gone already too I want to play more more Pico Park I kind of want to beat it okay do this do this do this very good um because some more Stone I guess I could get a cool Beacon [Music] um any lava in here that would be nice oh there might be I'm a little scared of caves though Pico Park is fun although I do have to say that the latency was extremely bad you probably saw the Ping was not good very bad it was a bit painful okay all right we got like plenty of iron I mean this is fine you don't know his name like fancy that was so scary I hate baby zombie scary oh my gosh can we food uh oh no okay don't watch don't watch don't look don't look I don't condone condone these actions oh I don't want to prove I don't approve old me it's it's it's a survival situation oh uh I deserved that ow oh wait there's some lava pool right here hello okay good good entrance how many minutes are we seven minutes in okay I'll take it oh you have to feel a little bit bad all right the forest might be on fire um that's fine everything is fine weird we're living life right now [Music] give me this and give me one of these hand home I'll take one of these and I guess where we're good to go get a little more blocks okay Forest is burning down just like I like it we will build our portal it's very convenient lava Pool isn't it go like this and this and this what there okay and hot one more poop I'm getting better I think wait what did I do it's been a while since I completely [Music] destroyed my lava pool let's go sub 10 minute enter split me no why would you spawn me in here maybe it opens up oh no why would you do this to me why would you put me in this box foreign entity 40 I mean okay I will dig because I'm not good at entering the nether and I don't get to enter like all that often wait why do we have oh we have water but if we put it down it won't um die all right I guess we're digging um we could make here I'll try it I need to learn how to do this properly anyway um we can make like a little fun games no gate yes and then how do you do it uh this doesn't seem right just close the gate above me and [Music] you can use the gate though can't you it doesn't have to be a trapdoor does it needs to be I don't think it needs to be I swear I've seen people use a gate I swear I've seen people use the gate oh okay now we're moving now we're zooming okay trapdoor is probably easier huh so how's how's your day going [Music] I hope this that we don't have to dig forever and ever maybe we'll find another ride I made a mistake did I leave my trapdoor [Music] can you really not use the gate wait oh you can okay wait there's a zombie penguin where do you think they're above me blow me oh no okay I think we're close wait where I'm scared to my right I hear a lot of noises [Music] am I like really high up do you think they sound so close though where Freedom I'm in the worst biome though wait is this even freedom I'm not sure this is even freedom [Music] why does it sound like there's a Geico counter uh hello excuse me pardon me don't mind me I'm just oh it's very dangerous I'm scared oh I thought we were cool I thought we were cool I thought we were cool oh he's gonna murder me this cube is gonna murder me I thought we were friends [Music] I thought we were friends okay is there still a Bastion oh it's like this way now this hmm [Music] oh dear oh dear [Music] I should just pillow over it's too dangerous oh okay let's go laughs this is the slowest nether ever you should reset this to be clear you absolutely should not play this nether but I always have trouble entering the nether so I'm like I just need all the practice I can get at this point maybe we should go down foreign this biome stinky stinky garbage [Music] stinky garbage biome full of evil slimes not even well they're pretty cute actually I can't even complain we could go down should we die if we drop so high with a boat it feels really really high in the boat really withstand this oh no I'm scared I can't see [Music] somehow that worked oh I don't know how that worked but it did somehow are you little cubes oh I hate the cubes hate the cubes [Music] I hate the cubes break these cubes I'm an orb supporter all the way cubes stinky cubes dinky cubes hmm oh [Music] I think there's iron down here this all right I'll play it nice pretty Minecraft quickly timer timer timer I hope that someone make us an expose about me I'm cheating my experience by not starting the timer at the right spot new Minecraft cheating scandal serious fauna plays and doesn't even update her timer obviously seed injecting to get these two hour completion times [Music] um where was I going down no not down here other one show in the mod folder can you imagine if I cheated just to get like we haven't even beat the game yet my when I do it's gonna be like a two hour time like if you're going to cheat you might as well get yourself a nice sub 10 minute but for me I'm just happy if I can enter in another in 10 minutes okay give me this um we'll need a little more than that have to go searching [Music] but for now that's okay all right oh wait where was that cave um wait was that it thought that was the one that had nothing in it gotta be some more iron somewhere I oh down here maybe no iron please thank you [Music] I might have made a mistake oh why there's so many Endermen here it's an Enderman party is there iron yes um all right let me just get this and get the heck out of here dangerous down here okay wait there was one right here 's some more right here okay I probably don't need this many but um I mean it does not hurt uh oh where was my stuff uh I'm a mom oh no everything looks the same here uh good okay okay are we some will need to find a lava pool though well I can't wait for our iron I guess food should I go get food ow it's getting warm in here getting warm get this blanket out of here the brain rot is really setting in this time how many times can I die in the nether for my mind is completely broken um how many pigs must I murder even though I love pigs so much and they're ah really smart animals and they're very cute and they go oink oink and it pays me ow to do this almost as much as it pays me to light myself on fire oh no oh no it's so sad it's so sad ow I let myself on fire Karma Instant Karma Instant Karma I feel as though I like struck my own self down okay okay okay fauna does not approve but that does not improve Mother Nature's oh see he jumped in the bed he wanted to live I cannot bear to kill anymore innocent creatures oh [Music] where's my stuffs I don't remember huh down here so familiar yes okay all right time to get set up give me one of these give me one of these [Music] are we ready I think so I'll make um okay okay the only problem is uh no Lava pool where would I find a lava pool oh [Music] I could dig down I heard that digging down in a cave is pretty good because if you dig down inside a cave you're likely to find another cave I guess we can try that there were some some caves I could run though run somewhere wait this is not a cave oh wow whoa oh there's like some mean people down here though he's got a shovel ow I don't really want to fight zombies you know maybe I don't mean to spider too let's just like run a little bit and then maybe like yeah all right let's go [Music] oh we're looking for lava pups okay I don't like to dig straight down but we should be safe um bubble pops okay ah ah I don't like thinking down oh I feel like this is not enough lava though Maybe Maybe hmm [Music] I'm scared can I wall It Off Real Speed Run strats right here skeleton and I don't want to see a skeleton okay oh can we have four yes yes we can make armor for the nether um I might have to do a different kind of portal I'm worried there's not enough lava there you know [Music] huh I should get the call my precious wood okay okay I guess there might be more lava you know what actually I think there's plenty of lava because it goes under there as well [Music] course shall we do it um [Music] just do this and then do this okay [Music] um more room can you tell that I'm focusing now uh like this blank is this right this was not right oh bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad oh so we might be okay we might be okay there might be more lava how even hold on it doesn't flow everywhere why does it flow everywhere why um no it's like all wrong uh I'm confused I'd put it in the wrong spot no huh [Music] I don't even know what's what's the problem my brain is broken right now foreign all right I didn't write what I said I thought I was getting better at this um that happened it's okay [Music] um like a hat pretty hot uh [Music] okay all right let's go 15 minute entry oh no oh no all right there's gas somewhere I don't like that huh oh there you are hello hello please don't shoot me all right let's have a look how zombie piglens so um [Music] like nothing [Music] bad nether [Music] 30 over here but [Music] I don't know the split I mean this split doesn't really matter um [Music] I feel like that's not a Bastion I don't know I don't know I guess I'll go look anyway because you might as well have a look oh yeah I think it's just a red Forest [Music] I think it's just a red Forest oh I'm gonna have just a walk a nice little walk around though never hurt anybody until you die [Music] hmm [Music] blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I don't want to oh not another Skelly I want to check again though just to see yeah there's nothing they're nothing there's nothing there sad sad reset me Rey sent me all right all right I ran away I'll try again try again sad tree noises oh you're right I need to need to cheer up well it's getting really warm in here have a sip of water cool yourself down restart reset timer almost start I'll get another chance very nice oh the 30 fov makes me extremely dizzy what is this what's this there's foxes I thought I saw something like a village uh Just An Enderman [Music] what is this Mossy Cobble mean giant spruce I like it here I like this biome I want to live here but I think it's a reset ow I think it's a reason though [Music] here you can have the scene there you go Ria said to me Reese sent me I want something good give me something good the learning recent efficiency the reason I don't reset more is because I don't have the mod what's that smoke over there I don't have that mod then let's see reset quickly I should see if I can get it though ow timer [Music] uh where's my pie chart okay there's like nothing really from the desert I like the desert oh [Music] take me away from this cursed place um I don't know why I'm so excited to get into The Nether when the nether always brings me suffering one passion though so far I want more I want more chances I really thought we could maybe make it all the way to the end today I just want to find a stronghold [Music] this might be a reset as well wait what's that is that a village oh never mind not a reset I like a desert village I like desert village and there's probably a lava pool somewhere because it's a desert and there's a farmer there's a kitty cat I didn't get any window um maybe I should go grab some quickly it's right at the edge of a forest too a birch Forest that's kind of interesting okay all right we have a chance once again two minutes in can we get a sub 10 Maybe oh you're right you can get sticks from dead bushes I forgot about that that is a smart strategy meow [Music] I love cats they're so cute oh oh there's a blacksmith whoa be careful down there Kitty oh wait this is a lot of iron I was looking up the obsidian but wait this is like all the iron we need whoa those achievements okay okay okay [Music] desert village oh excuse me you got any beds in here nope okay ow ow [Music] um there's a lot of houses in this Village I mean I guess we could leave if we want to be like really fast we could just leave right now but I don't know we could also grab more stuff more pens huh whoops that's not what I meant to do I'll take this take this I'll take this very good wait we should craft well we're here um I'll take this whoa I am feeling my brain getting foggy I don't know why Minecraft makes me so tired sometimes I feel like it's the I don't know sometimes it gives me a bit of like motion sickness um maybe that combined with the going fast yeah and the concentration oh so good quite good probably good I think uh we just needed it lava bucket side down here Maybe oh yes yes uh not a lava bucket I love a pool straight up stole the bed the kid was jumping on you've seen me do much worse things than simply steal a bed from a child Minecraft speedruns bring out the worst the worst in Fauna do you think we can find a lava pool I'm kind of scared that I won't find a lava pool but there's like probably one in the desert right right I go over here no let's climb let's get a vantage point oh there's a nice River uh oh I feel like I need to catch my breath wait what's that is that a lava pool this is a big desert I don't see anything what's my heart rate 200 8 million five billion higher than you can even imagine oh it is one okay okay ah I don't have very many blocks hmm [Music] I'm making noises even I didn't know I could make oh wow uh sickle here I'm scared no not there does it go here is this right yes okay okay [Music] uh bomb bomb bomb and I don't have a [Music] please ah I didn't realize I forgot I mean crucial mistake my 10 minutes entry 10 minutes 10 minutes split me okay okay okay okay okay okay okay there's pigs here they're going to kill me because I don't have gold there are a lot of nuggets around though oh let's go up let's go get these these cool nuggets all right I think this has to be the last attempt because I'm actually getting a headache you can probably tell I'm going to power through um I thought I saw more um huh brain was overclocked for too long now I am oh shooting at me who's shooting at me they're dying whoever it is what they get that's what they get this next time you'll know not to miss with one off oh okay this is this is good this is a lot of I'm cool nuggets whoa okay very good um perfect give me a cute hat please cute hat thank you um foreign take me back down huh we will get these out to appease any Angry Pigs oh I didn't even look for a Bastion yet okay oh this fob it's a dealing critical damage to my psyche this fov okay 56 60 67. all right we're going this way 75 75 okay let's go hello my friends I actually really like the zombie penguins I think they're very cute um I don't know oh it's right there oh is this a stable again that was a really close fashion okay I think the the zombie penguins are cute because they're like peaceful right they're like just hanging out they're just cute zombies I don't know the regular Penguins I don't like though they're like I don't know the zombie penguins are kind of like no thoughts head empty you know they're just like chilling but the the real penguins are like Out For Blood they're like building a civilization out here they're money hungry they only care about gold what's the gold do we need to go over there I don't know I wish I knew how to run bastions I say that as if it's like my fault that I don't know but it's like I could absolutely just like practice there's even Maps for it wait we go to the bottom right yeah isn't there like gold at the bottom oh I didn't bring a lava bucket maybe I should get one uh really quick oh okay um wait so if I open it and no one's around to see they won't care am I on the wrong side crossbow I'll take it when did I get that how come I don't remember anything um so are there not Gold Blocks like under here [Music] I thought there was like a stash of gold blocks under here is that a different one hmm maybe that's a different one we're like over here I'm screaming why are the pigs screaming see this is why they stress me out oh I'm lost it sounds like they say scream [Music] um there's the geiger counter again do I need to go to the other side oh my gosh the fashion is so imposing ah I'm scared foreign watch out I don't want to hurt you you are my friend uh [Music] well there's one it's a squeeze um [Music] right scream I need more blocks cream I can't unhear it scream who's saying that saying squeeze scream see there's only one though I need like a million of these oh geez they're angry where are they where are they [Music] screams oh they're mad but I don't know where they are scream [Music] they sound very mad very mad there's one hello are you mad anybody any angry piggies oh there's one that's an Angry Piggy right there oh shout I mean should we just like start trading with like one I don't know back there no why are there so many pigs hoglands don't like the hoglands oh um you're just a zombie so you won't even care maybe they'll fall down there they try to come for me no one's even here no one even cares [Music] oh where's where I don't know like I don't know if we can even get enough trains with this amount of gold because I especially need a lot of uh eyes free food are you you uh here in there I guess this is fine we'll see we'll see we'll see what you got for me any Pearl there's some pearls God's eyes gotcha time gambling time relax relax relax you piggies that's what I'm talking about like what are they even doing [Music] why are they so angry [Music] we definitely don't have enough right now how much gold he has left in there [Music] um no wait my wood I want that back boots I'll take those thank you good nine pearls it's like definitely not enough it's like definitely not enough for me uh yeah [Music] the one who records don't want your quartz I don't want your fire charges [Music] not yet I don't even know what we're getting oh and he'll train the gold armor [Music] I'm here [Music] will he treat the gold nuggets he won't right definitely not otherwise people would just trade gold nuggets all right are you done I guess you're done [Music] scream doesn't see that's not enough we definitely need more pearls we definitely need more pearls but where do we get more pearls mine is good uh before we're going to need a lot to find the Fortress right because I don't know very much about Fortune's triangulation and uh you know even if we have like you don't need 10 maybe instead like 10 total and it might have zero eyes in already yeah like 14 would be great get more from Enderman yeah that's true we could just do that but is there more going around anywhere there might be like over here right yeah there's like a chest here okay there's a lot of piggies would you guys be so kind as to fall down this hole yeah well you cannot reach me oh they don't have anything though what garbage garbage is there more Maybe I don't want to get lost in the walls though um [Music] Queen why isn't he fighting me what's happening am I lagging I'm scared oh we're friends we're friends we're friends is he glitched foreign is this some extremely lag I don't like this why isn't lagging on single player mode oh all right should we leave maybe we should leave the Bastion and just to go die to blazes nine pearls can always take us somewhere mashed potato PC it is not you've seen my specs I have a very respectable PC I might not have the whatever it is 30 70 that people like I might not have that but do you have it either I don't know it seems like the scalpers bought them all up um Queen [Music] [Music] um I don't okay let's let's leave [Music] so we're looking for a spawner hmm oh 32 chunks okay so there's one more than 32 chunks that's good because that's pretty far how about 20 chunks yeah all right 20 chunks how about 17. boom is it wait hmm 16. see why is it showing up now but it wasn't before well [Music] I don't know what's happening foreign don't want to be here [Music] um I'm leaving ah Karen this Karen in this get rid of this came in this [Music] oh there's a Strider hey buddy they're friendly right I hope so okay um wait see now there's no spawner um oh so it's this way easy okay wait I don't know if I ever want to beat it over here though goodbye [Music] ah um okay oh by the I guess I should explain I don't know I'm not a pro speedrunner but I forgot I have the boots oh geez [ __ ] I'm a little scared right now [Music] hmm it's over I don't have any blocks that helps this is suffering pain pain are they all dead I think they've all perished no they haven't all perished yet oh I'm so tanky is she gone there's a baby okay we're trying to go in this direction right oh [Music] I think it was this direction which ironically is the direction that we came from oh get me out of here gets me out of here where's the phone on Bridge take me to the fauna Bridge all right all right okay we're going goodbye fashion goodbye see you never I get more okay do they get mad at you if you mind the the the gold it's not theirs like this one will they be mad they do get mad every Fair of them they don't even own this gold they don't even own this gold can I get rid of my iron oh my God [Music] did I even have any oh I can only make one oh oh I thought that I had some from the chest but maybe that was the difference run ow where'd they go anybody want to trade wait I was going this direction right maybe we should Walk This Way go around [Music] East wait no this way which way is east this is so wait wait I'm going this way this way I would be so lost without the saplings wait the portal was the right way oh no I don't know why I did that I don't know why I did that oh [Music] I don't know what I thought would happen [Music] why is it closed why are you closed why are you hoglins oh goodbye cruel world Highlands are my worst nightmare my mortal enemy aren't they still chasing me oh [Music] are we still going the right way was I really East wait foreign er's gone hey what gives what gives [Music] what gives it was wheezed but but you guys said go east how long have I been going the wrong way foreign [Music] detected don't watch this you Enderman hey uh should I use the crossbow I guess so why does the crossbow not work I'm scared why does the crossbow not work oh just reloaded and then shoot it wait she's not taking damage all right pickaxe to die oh range doesn't work against Enderman we really why oh also I feel bad doing this because uh Enderman are also one of my favorite mobs in Minecraft [Music] oh the boat together we're in the boat together okay I think I need to make a weapon and I only have one and yes it's better than nothing oh so sad it's so sad I just want to be friends I just want to be friends uh you know I don't even know which way to go [Music] now I'm lost forever [Music] wait did I lose my boat foreign [Music] is it dead I needed that boat oh my boat [Music] oh my boat my only friend in this world is the boat um oh we're really speed running now this is this is what I call fast wait we're getting good drops on the pearls is that normal am I cheating I'm Solomon it gives you ender pearl drops always [Music] oh look we're going that time too thirteen I mean that's probably enough I don't know um okay I'm super lost why has this happened uh wait did I lose my boat where'd the boat go boat where'd it go wait it's gone oh help near the grass I'm blind I can't see anymore [Music] I'm correct where I killed the Enderman wasn't it like right here was it not right here is it up here I don't think so in by the pig I'm not going over there I don't even have my lava bucket anymore you cannot make me go over there by the piggies okay um okay we probably don't need to go up to 30 I hope oh no do we oh no wait wait this way wait what direction this is West we need to go west uh um [Music] wait maybe not no uh 19. still there please stop saying waste whist doesn't mean anything now it's gone 17. gone 18. gone 19. gone 20 what where did it go I 20 21. I'm so confused I thought that we were at this 23 oh it's here okay 21 what do I need to give him more time one thanks am I not waiting long enough what do you mean looking in the wrong direction [Music] three plus eight real in the chunks she is still here let's go west because I think we were traveling East and we went the wrong direction right I don't know actually I'm very lost I kind of want to go back to the portal but I don't even know where that is I like closed off here ah why are you mad why you scream oh that was so close what's your problem I'm lost my pie chart strategy is not working my pie chart's broken my charts broken it's like bigger now see now it's gone hold on hold on how do you increase it F3 plus f 3 plus f and then F3 plus f 3 plus f F3 plus oh okay so then you go back down to 19. but then why is it still here then why is it still here I reloaded it why is it still here so confused I am suffering oh have what I'll type four you're right that's the only solution now I'm just confused what is happening why is there a passion here is that a bat is this the same one what if it's the same one at least we made it back question mark I am so confused man where are we what what I think it's not the same one different we don't really need another fashion though but where's the Fortress where's the Fortress reset the time why would we reset though because we're in a good spot right now see now it's gone eleven um what do you mean no more food without food we got mushrooms and we got pork chops I think people who are saying to reset don't understand that that if we reset we're just going to be in the same position we're still going to have to find a fortress when we reset I know it's like we're a slow time but we have to finish at least one run exactly exactly I'm not going for like I'm not going for a sub anything time I'm just trying to finish a run wait there it is foreign Ty oh it's doing the thing again uh [Music] he's doing the thing again I'm so confused okay now let's go back to 12. and there's none okay so then we do this and then we open this then we Walk This Way no wait Gregory said it and then We Walk This Way and then we Walk This Way and then we walk laughs I have to reset it where where how why want diagonal does it work diagonal I don't think it works diagonal you're right we are quite literally lost in hell and you're all trapped with me okay maybe we needed one more what what this way what direction are we Facing East is that not what I said yeast we go in the right way the whole time East East not West no more waste East did it open anywhere though I don't want to dig through the wall East this is not East oh we should go down can you I thought you can't make a boat out of this though is it true that you can't make a boat out of the Netherwood it's not true thank you it's true you can't make a boat out of the nether wood all right it's okay we don't need a boat [Music] we just need [Music] two um there's really not a good way to get down there it's there um um land on vines that would certainly be a clutch move [Music] oh I thought we fell into lava oh my gosh oh my gosh get me out get me out get me out [Music] east east this way all right we're going we're going to the end I'm going wait is it close please don't tell me it's closed please don't tell me it's closed why is it close how am I supposed to go East if it's closed how am I supposed to use if it's closed how the nether works do we need to go like up or down maybe [Music] maybe we can go around I don't really want to dig through the wall though because there's no telling how long it will be oh geez oh geez maybe it will open up over here um maybe [Music] what direction uh [Music] wait this is East [Music] I was not going east at all but that way there's a giant wall there there's a giant wall hello hard winds is there any lava no I'll just be fast I'll just be fast I'm not fast enough squeeze hmm I'll just be fast what did I say is this east east good perfect excellent this way onwards hello squeeb squeeze cream what that scared me why did they give me that Fanfare that scared me I'm scared I didn't want such fanfare oh I think that means we saw every biome which is not really an accomplishment when you're speed running in fact it's almost insulting it's like oh geez don't shoot at me oh pew for you little oh okay I don't see any Fortress are we really going the right way wait is that it is that it Fortress wait no [Music] no uh East maybe I went too far south as possible there's so many guests here [Music] um should we go north again uh I don't know why is it hard to find a fortress I'm using all my pearls just to walk around and then there that's not good oh wait that's it that's it a big ass broke Fortress it's real ow you know what we should make some um wait am I out of wood again oh no we have no food there's plenty of mushrooms though but I have no wood anymore or a bowl that's not good hmm oh I do have some weeds here right this will tide us over until we can find some Woods hopefully we have to not die to the blazes I will be so sad if we just died to the blazes I can't believe it we found a fortress oh my gosh uh we don't have a lot of blocks to get up there though me and my stinky wood pickaxe oh yeah we do have our fire resistance potion that's tuition use that I don't know if we even have like enough eyes we have 11 oh you know what how about we worry about that when we when we get there worry about that when we get there that's right a terrible Fortress where is this the roof wait how do I get in oh here we go okay okay okay okay I heard a fire Crackle somewhere huh oh you little I hate the skeleton I'm out of out of weapons oh my gosh how are we level 20 by the way how you're supposed to play this game you're not supposed to be level 20. in the speed run almost out of food too it's bad as bad where's the blazes no blazins wait Blackstone is Cobble is this Blackstone wait that's basalt Blackstone what is Blackstone this can I really make a thing out of this I mean I'll try it oh I can't give me an ax wow you learned something new every day uh that's a dead end where's the closest where's the blazes oh the firecracker crackle is just normal oh I do have a lot of pay still all right we're chilling wait there's one I see you okay let's not die let's not die wait where'd he go did you spawn he did spawn there there's two and a cube get out of here I don't want them to fall off oh we got one rod we got two rods dream I can't say that I can't say that no fence meant to any craters haha um um I guess I was all there more um wait I hear more where you're a spawner no not the Wither Skeleton ah those ones really scare me okay okay where is there lava on the ceiling why is there lava on the ceiling this seems very dangerous extremely dangerous [Music] out are you in the lava now oh hi wait how come they're hurting me it's hurting me I don't know there's a Magma Cube somewhere hi ow if they touch you do they hurt you clean me I guess you still can't touch them they just won't hurt you went there Fireball attack oh or how many do we need like eight oh oh no that's very bad we ran out of our potion okay please no please no [Music] ah I really don't want to die here I can block with my shield right foreign there's so many now that's not good oh he's coming he's coming for me stop bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad foreign I blinked I'm being flanked help bad bad bad and I'm out of food bad bad no you can still be let's go for this one shoot me oh my god oh do we need seven is six enough is six enough probably not oh oh he didn't even drop one um six is risky it's also risky if I die it's also risky if I die where did I go there's so many now oh there's a magma King [Music] I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive I wasn't expecting him to come out [Music] laughs did you drop one is seven enough seven is enough right can we leave I need to leave I'm going to die okay okay this is officially the farthest I've ever gotten in a run ah okay okay okay okay okay I have to look at my cheat sheet now for blind travel coordinates but okay uh what is our coordinates 490 and 89. um oh okay we're not at good coordinates really these are not good coordinates oh wait you're right I don't have obsidian wait wait how am I gonna get out I have to go back to the Bastion oh I never even is I didn't have obsidian I was like that's for past fall not to worry about oh Hi friend how do I get obsidian how do I get obsidian well trades should I go uh oh geez I don't even know where to go I don't even know where to go bye bye bye I would like to leave Fortress please [Music] is this safe probably not am I going to do it anyway yes oh I shouldn't have done that but you know what let's go