Never Have I Ever Cast Test Relationship Gadgets | WIRED

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hey we're the cast of never have i ever and today we are guest correspondents for wired we'll be reviewing relationship gadgets [Music] these look promising if these don't work i'm gonna be so sad tap your lamp and your friend's lamp will turn on send colors convey messages and bridge the gap in the distance that separates you i bought these for myself and my daughter who lives in a different state all now whenever she misses mommy she can just tap the lamp she absolutely loves it and so do i five stars waste of money this thing worked properly for about two weeks expensive piece of trash one star dang liz pick a color give me a color oh oh that's cool i'll send you one back oh cute oh i love this color so how much money do you think it is fifty dollars two hundred i'm gonna go with 125. die the pair okay i get it with my tray oh thanks man i would get it for my sister i think she would like it she would i would not get it i have a phone yeah i just i just text you okay let's bring out the next gadget i'm really excited oh it is a very nice look oh that is actually cute very pretty the ever me necklace is a digital photo locket that holds pictures when you scan it with their phone app this revolutionary necklace will help you and your partner capture the pulse of the time gorgeous not sure if it was my girlfriend or this necklace that looked gorgeous oh it was both of them stan five stars good job stan good job stan yes stand room stand and stand disappointing company i bought three of these necklaces to use as a gift for my family to surprise them with my pregnancy oh wow oh okay when i went back to them to set up two out of three didn't work very disappointing oh wow that looks good that looks very nice i have uploaded a photo to the locket i'm gonna scan it i don't i mean that's cute send the photo wait so i just sent it to myself yeah yeah or are you okay i'm cool it's like uber but you pick yourself up yeah it's library actually make the food at home oh my god the photo disappears i have to like do it every time and try to access clothes that's a lot we give up [Music] zero zero sorry this is such a waste i'm going to love to whip you look great oh no i just had lunch pocket bad breath tester with an advanced semiconductor gas sensor this portable bad breath tester can tell you how good or bad your mouth odor is in just five seconds i don't like that i'm not doing like garlic bread for lunch we were all just like a table of just a table of bad bacons yeah clean making kid brush their teeth just look at what it says don't laugh probably a waste of money no consistent readings think you just say gum daryl how dare you i'm trying to catch bad breath labels out here two two one all right i got mine so what do the levels mean low is good i think i i got bad i gotta i got a two i got three real bad wait i'm gonna do it again no countdown oh yeah mine was not dope what'd you get i got a and you just had gum i have gum right now in my mouth the best breath out of all of us we're gonna try it again with altoids at least that's not why now i got a level two i didn't see you blow me no switch for me no no leave guard don't okay okay the countdown has started for science i'm a little four now me too this is rigged this is rigged i'm gonna blow on this so i'm afraid of you blowing from the gut this just makes you feel bad about yourself and whose opinion is this you know yeah who are you oh you tell me okay all right bond touch the bond touch produces gentle vibrations to replicate your partner's touch and helps keep your loved ones close by my love is being deployed across seas the touches are vibrant and every time i receive one from her a huge smile comes across my face all five stars and it's by let's get weird that sort of took a little bit of the romance out stopped working after a month you have to sit there and tap it repeatedly until it finally starts to record your message i'm very upset about this one starts it's super gentle love me i'm trying to tell you it's like dying there it is very underwhelming full disclosure i feel like i've seen this online because i thought it was really cute and i was like oh this is wholesome this is not a cheap device a hundred dollars is it worth it no final gadget the pillow talk wristband picks up your real-time heartbeat and sends it to the other person's pillow in your own pillow you can hear the heartbeat of your loved one wherever they are in the world i don't think i'd like that so you got to put this thing in your pillow i love it i fall asleep so fast and i would love if i can still continue to hear my partner's heartbeat even when i'm using other apps five stars it's not working my boyfriend got this for us for christmas it's almost been a year and it still hasn't given us one successful night one out of five stars i mean that's their fault they should have just returned it for another one right after a year yeah that feels a little odd that they were like it doesn't work let's keep trying it for a year i feel like oh this is background oh my god your device is not connected i'm not connected i'm online you are mine's yeah see mine says you're not online i'm not feeling this i got nothing that is a long code you have to i am trying to make this work this is going to be great this is not even connected not even it's not worth it complicated technology is supposed to make things easier do you have to keep this connected to your phone the whole time yeah that's what that radio pillow seems like it has to always be on the app even that's like training your battery what if the other person lived on the other side of the world then they're like 12 hours ahead of you and they're not going to be in bed when you're in bed factual friendship lamp friendship friendship lamp friendship lamp what would you guys vote [Music] oh wait this one made me feel shitty about just because it's a liar i thought the pillow one was pretty goofy in theory that one is good in theory this one is great this oh that one was so stupid i changed my answer i mean even the bracelets if it worked i'm going to be honest i don't want to wear that sort of ugly oh wait no i'm saying like no no no no no no it's okay no i mean thank you it is sort of ugly like i'm not wearing that with every single outfit are we being mean this is just our constructive criticism [Music]