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With more patches per month than at a pirate convention, the bug must be an endangered species. Well, about that

You wouldn't let Claude Code cat your AWS credentials or Kubernetes config on request, would you?

Use it to debug and review, says Big Red, but don't submit its output

'As a big AI skeptic, you just blew my mind'

High-bandwidth flash promises SSD-like capacities with HBM-like speeds, but it's not all unicorns and rainbows

Turns out, agents just want the same things as humans: easily-readable code, explicit contracts, and helpful feedback

Haskell adherents revisit the language's tongue-in-cheek 'avoid success at all costs' mantra

Linux supremo says contributors opposed to AI use can 'just walk away'

As GitHub struggles to manage AI load, challengers take aim

More fun with AI jailbreaks, this time at the workflow level

Startup insists it's not trying to help anyone cheat the system - honest!

'GhostApproval' problem highlights human-in-the-loop fails

Want big muscles? Keep working out. Want big coding skillsets? Flex your dev skills with the Atrophy CLI app before they wither away

Japanese giant needs to find some use for that 10 GW US server farm it is building

'We can’t trust heavy users of AI to understand their code enough to fix it,' say maintainers who previously called the flood of vibe-coded pull requests 'demor

61% word accuracy is progress, but the system still relies on users typing and can't yet support real-time communication. Implanted BCIs remain well ahead

'Having certainly strained ourselves to the utmost through research and learning, we will no longer be inferior to them,' reads a scroll virtually unwrapped wit

Big Blue shows off process node it claims can scale down to 1 Angstrom

Despite warnings of revenue deflation, chairman predicts AI will make more work, not less, for services orgs

Consumption-based pricing and scant cost controls are sending monthly bills into five figures, Gartner warns

Chipzilla claims 9% speed bump without extra power draw but is compatible with designs for 18A

Fear and even grief are natural reactions to machines that do your job. The next reactions – acceptance and innovation – are more useful

I'm sorry, Dave. I can't install that repo that will totally hose your system.

I'm sorry, Dave. I can't install that repo that will totally hose your system