This Github User Is DESTROYING Issue Trackers

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to put it lightly we've certainly seen some dumb things in this channel many of them have to be tied to a certain Linux distro others have to be tied to really really weird software but even I I of all people was not ready for what I would describe as the most cursed issue ever made this is oh no uru by mikuchan zero three because I guess Miku chan01 and zero two were already taken let's just see what we're dealing with but before that I think we need to prepare racing me if you can just live here for the rest of the video I'm going to try not to hit it because I probably will and then it will break I am going to read this in the most serious way possible let's get started hello everyone young this is the solution for this issue right here Watashi was also bothered by the fact that I couldn't log in any longer so Watashi did some research and found this block of code here now you might notice this is not actually valid C code because they've uberified the Char as well in inputs.c this doesn't work though because Stuart Len doesn't count the twailing null this is all scooby-dooie name underscore simple isn't being terminated and then wide eye face however if we use the intended stood up once again C code it works out nicely it's a moo Stewie Lin Kawaii super dewy funky I don't even know what this says I I literally cannot translate that this is my humble Uno guy bye bye XOXO heart emojis I don't know about you but if I was the one running this repo I would get to about here and then delete the issue and ban this person from the repo and some of the comments on this are kind of incredible what precisely mentally caused this crushing loneliness and isolation now this person assumed that this was the person who actually made the original issue you should stop isolating yourself in that case clean your room touch glass not grass touch glass see a therapist work on yourself and improve and after all that nonsense Miku Chan commented again don't worry Junior chani this is wheel code in l y that's causing failure when logging in Hondo and then the developer even got involved as well this was funny but also painful to read but it turns out that it actually was a legitimate issue ignoring the ewarified code it was a legitimate issue and this did get fixed as the legitimate problem now you may be wondering this is surely not the first time they've made an issue like this surely they've made other issues like this in the past and this is just a recent example well I went back through their entire history on GitHub it's not that much stuff they post like a couple of times a year this is clearly an ALT account and I went back and checked every single issue they made so you know you're going to do you are going to sit here and you're going to witness the absolute hellscape that is this person's GitHub May 6 2018 this is when everything began this is when the GitHub account was created and at the same time they also made their first issue as well this was on a version of printf by MPA land scary big unknown type and this is the exact same bit we saw in the issue from 2022 hi using your Kawaii printf implementation the compiler gets all funny about silly size T and it just does all of this nonsense this fixiewix is the problem XD starts twerking but the best part about it right the absolute best part about it is the dev cook this 100 seriously this is a zero joke situation maybe this person didn't know about ubu and they assumed that like English was a second language for this person but like how is this the comment you get after this the next comment after that is beautiful what this is years later occasionally these threads make their way onto Reddit and people start to Graffiti them but this is not where it stops this is just the beginning so following this they made another issue on this printf project as well once again exact same bit super serious comment and the comments under it I just like yo what in the world is going on here how is this happening I do not understand and then and then it happened once again this time on a completely different project so unless this person has alts everywhere and they're developing every single one of these projects on every single one of these different accounts for some reason people are taking this seriously you might think ah okay they edited maybe they wrote a completely normal one at the start and then edit the something ridiculous later now for these older ones the edit history is locked I cannot see it on this one it's not it's the exact same thing it is exactly the same this time someone actually included a translation so you can understand what's actually going on here and also again it's a legitimate issue that ended up being fixed and then again this time over another different project this time on Blue Man and at this point I don't know what's going on someone says what in the name of God and I feel like I'm going absolutely insane here like how in the world how in the world do you make this issue on four separate times four separate occasions on three different projects with three different developers and every single time they take you completely seriously I feel like I'm taking crazy pills I feel like any rational person would ban this person from their repo how how is this happening and not only are developers taking this seriously some developers are defending this person this is the person who made the commit and closed the issue they say mikuchan03 identified an issue with signal bars when switching adapters next found the cause of the signal bars disappearing and pointed where to look so thanks to mikuchan03 I was able to quickly find the bug and fix it I'm sure you see why I appreciate the contribution and we should thank mikuchan03 I just don't know what's going on is it the power of Miku is it the power of ubu I don't know I genuinely don't know maybe I've just been too involved in like actual serious projects like the Linux kernel and Destroy projects where people actually would get banned for doing things like this maybe regular people in the open source space in the fast space whatever you want to call it just don't care that much but I thought at least one person would I think I just need to take a deep breath and calm down because it doesn't stop here we are only in 2019 there's still a couple of years left until we get to the latest issue in 2022 now from here on things get a little bit weird for example this is an issue on Signal desktop and this is a normal issue doesn't compile on Linux no Uber fired code no it will fight output just completely normal until they comment here thank you so much I cannot contain my happiness but then the next couple of issues completely breaks character this one is on mdn I feel like they actually would get rid of this person if you were being Mimi like this on mdn the next one this is on C Json this is kind of trolley but like it's not the ooVoo character and then the next one is on mjson once again complete serious doesn't even have any like uberified comments or anything like that they're just completely broken character at this stage but that doesn't mean the character just goes away p-u-n-e-s we're back in full force but then it goes back to being completely serious now once again this is with mdn so it leads me to believe they just don't want to be weird with mdn but then oh we're back to oh well again and then it's German I don't know where the German came from I guess the author is German I don't know this is the one issue they've made in German so I assume so and then on the xf86 Linux Wacom driver the actual driver you are using if you are using any sort of Wacom tablet they are half ooh wood we have the uru title allow negative pan scrolling speed please but like they straight up just break character completely I'm in a bit of a bad mood I'll spare you the whole Miku Chan bit they just want to make sure the issue gets out there and gets dealt with basically as quickly as possible in this case but it wouldn't be miku-chan without at least one please just one just one and then finally one more issue before we get to the latest and this is fully fully back in character so Senpai I don't know how to say this the Senpai is over at wgbd yes I'm guessing of the project seem to have decided with the newest version of wgd to stop supporting the set command for where weeables as such compiling the boot worms in the current form goes like this eight era has been Uber will fight as well oh well so buku wants to humbly suggest putting this here I don't know if this is like an actual uh variable or if this is an Uber fight variable at line 32 of this file because then it actually compiles this is my humble oh no guy have a nice day bye bye best issue ever thank you kind Senpai and this also got marked as completed with this commit right here now this one thing that continues throughout all of this and I think is a big part of the reason why this person isn't getting banned from repos the vast majority of their issues are actually useful like they're not trolley issues they are reporting an actual problem that actual users are suffering from just in an overworldified way if they were just joke issues I could see them just being long gone by now but they're not they're not they're completely legitimate things and in some cases they actually submitted the commits themselves to fix the problem nine out of the 15 issues were completely good issues only one of them was objectively trolley and probably shouldn't have been made me too China if you're out there in the comment section we need to hear from you please I have my Miku here I will pray to the Miku to bring you into my comment section to hear what you have to say so that was certainly a GitHub user um yeah someone sent this to me on my Discord I was like you know what I have to look at this it was just the one issue I would have ignored it but because you have this long history I just I just had to talk about it so let me know your thoughts in the comment section down below do you think this is cursed do you happen to be miku-chan do you know Miku Chan do you know how I can get in contact with this person I would love to know so let me know your thoughts in the comment section down below and if you like the video go like the video and if you really liked the video and you want to become one over these amazing people over here check out the patreon scrub silly therapy Linked In the description down below that's gonna be it for me and sayonara see you later [Music] [Music]